Smacking News

Likely headlines in newspapers tomorrow after 2-1 loss to Pakistan cricket team

• Runs are scored in Bharat, only wickets fall in India : RSS supremo

• The gangrape happened because of the Bihari captain : MNS supremo

• India lost cricket matches due to eating chowmein : Khaps

• Cricketers should know their maryada (limit), if they get out of the crease they will get run out / stumped : BJP minister

• If they have would scored less than 75 runs I would have taken match fixing allegations seriously : Beni Prasad Verma

• Theek hai ? : Manmohan Singh

• Those who are playing in the name of cricketers in the series, they are bhalo chele, highly dented and painted : Abhijeet Mukherjee

• It is a political conspiracy by Maoists against my government: Mamata Di

                                   

• Even the PM did not know that we had lost the series, he came to know it from the news : Home Minister