Sunday, January 6, 2013

Smacking News

Likely headlines in newspapers tomorrow after 2-1 loss to Pakistan cricket team

  • Runs are scored in Bharat, only wickets fall in India : RSS supremo

  • The gangrape happened because of the Bihari captain : MNS supremo

  • India lost cricket matches due to eating chowmein : Khaps


  • Cricketers should know their maryada (limit), if they get out of the crease they will get run out / stumped : BJP minister
  • If they have would scored less than 75 runs I would have taken match fixing allegations seriously : Beni Prasad Verma
  • Theek hai ? : Manmohan Singh
  • Those who are playing in the name of cricketers in the series, they are bhalo chele, highly dented and painted : Abhijeet Mukherjee
  • It is a political conspiracy by Maoists against my government: Mamata Di
                                   
  • Even the PM did not know that we had lost the series, he came to know it from the news : Home Minister