Sunday, January 24, 2010

'Deemed' - The Magic word

In the past 2-3 weeks we have seen the whole controversy on "Deemed" University all set to be "Doomed". By "Deemed" we are basically calling something that isn't as being is. For e.g This college is not fit to be a university but for the sake of convenience can be "deemed" as one. Its a win-win for both sides. One side sees the "deemed" and says "Its not same as being the real thing". Other side sees the same and says "Who cares whats prefixed? Deemed or Shit whatever ! As long as it followed by the real thing"

From where I see it the very notion of "Deemed" is a very interesting concept to say the least. It has the potential to solve so many problems. Here are some top deemed 'peace-keeping' applications:
  • Telangana a deemed state
  • Kashmir a deemed Pakistani state
  • Sonia Gandhi as deemed PM (or maybe Manmohan Singh should rename his post to this)
  • Asif Ali Zardari as deemed intelligent
  • Pakistan as deemed Democracy
  • Bharatiya Janta Party as deemed Bharatiya Janta ka Party
  • Congress as deemed Aam aadmi ka Party
  • IIPM as deemed B-School
  • Arindam Chaudhuri as deemed intellectual
  • Upen Patel as deemed actor
  • Esha Deol as deemed actress
  • Subhash Ghai as deemed Director
  • Mahesh Bhatt as deemed Movie maker
  • Al-Qaeda as deemed Jihadis

  • USA as deemed responsible nation
  • Anil and Mukesh Ambani as deemed brothers
  • Veer as deemed movie
  • Rakhi Sawant as deemed HOT
  • Shoaib Akhtar as deemed Chucker
  • Shahid Afridi as deemed Batsman
  • Ricky Ponting as deemed Gentleman
  • John Buchanan as deemed Coach
  • Javed Miandad as deemed expert
  • Bangladesh as deemed Test Playing nation
  • Rahul Mahajan's Swayamvar as deemed Nightmare
........ and list just goes on ...............

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