Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Bottlenecks, I say !

Enlightenment beckons all who attend Operations Management Class. Section B too had this moment. Each one reflected on the bottlenecks he / she faced in ISB:

1. Sombox: CP can be done only once. Repeat CP # Fail

2. Priyom: One can only go as far as 90 minutes to build on somebody's point

3. KK: The power of Operations and Media is far greater than Shaolins and Samurais

4. Aarti G : There are only 1,412,352 ways in which one can get stressed

5. Dushi / Sangoman : One has only 4 hours of Classroom time to sleep

6. The Rohits' : Each Entrepreneurship survey has only one question to which one can answer "NO"

7. Arjun : The survey form asks for only one line answer plus appendix

8. Viggy / Mahendran / Saurabh / Dharmi : We can send a spam mail only from 3 other mailboxes

9. Aastha: Thursday nights are too short to spend quality time with Jack

10. Gaurav Bhatnagar: Marital Constraints are in; Presssures are out

11. Garora: One can score a max of ony 4 out of 4

12. Rajesh: There are not many Mafia dudes who can be my business partner

13. Shweta D: E&Y is constrained by Randomness

14. Smriti: One can only love customized Jewellery or hate Walmart service

15. Sarfaraz / Sonali: He / She are constrained to say only "He"

16. Sujay: Constrained to CP breathlessly (for all the 10 classes at once)

17. Spai: Constrained to Sleep-noting

18. Pachanna: Cant be with more than Pachanni at any given moment

19. Manjari: There are only 23 unique ways of pronouncing a name

20. Hardik: There are not many who can play with Hardik and not be apologetic

21. Soham: There is only one dance that is universally applicable to all songs

22. Ninja: Constrained by Crazy people

23. Mamta: Can spill only one cup of coffee on Tanya per lecture

24. Tanya: Can let only one cup of coffee spill on her per lecture

25. Kaushal: There can be only one Kaushal on the Honor code

Others are still in the process of identifying their bottlenecks ..... so hang on !

1 comment:

Sai Pondalur said...

Shetty: Ambitions are constrained only by the fact that there are a finite number of restaurant businesses in the whole world for him to forcefully acquire using the mafia.