| I fully support your "Divide the country" policy. Soon Maharashtra will consist of only Marathis. But then what political issues will you take up and garner votes when next election comes? Here are my suggestions which should keep you going for next 60 years atleast: |
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| 1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, he shouldn't study harder but just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school. |
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| 2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi. |
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| 3. Prime Minister, President and all other leaders should only be from Delhi. |
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| 4. No Hindi movie should be made in Mumbai. Only Marathi movies must be made here. |
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| 5. Buses, trains, flights should be stopped at every state border and staff should be changed to local men. |
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| 6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are 'snatching' employment from locals. |
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| 7. Lord Shiva, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas). |
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| 8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from Uttar Pradesh (UP) only. |
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| 9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from Centre because that is the money collected as tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra? |
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| 10. Let us support Kashmiri militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community. |
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| 11. Let us throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra. Why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world. |
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12. Let us stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should also speak Marathi.
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| Hope my brilliance benefits you like it did everybody else. |
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