The Chronicles of Section B

The journey from April 11 when we were 0% MBA to September 29th when we are 50% MBA narrated in memories !

Highlights from Day 4 - Term 4

Cults

1. Arbit CP Cult

• Thou shalt excercise freedom of speech and abuse it with utter disregard to everybody else's freedom
• Thou shalt have a opinion on anything and would be disqualified if they go through 15 minutes of no CP

2. No Arbit CP Cult

• Thou shalt restrain from any kind of speech and communicate only in signals or at max a YES or NO
• Thou shalt compensate for the over-abuse of Freedom of Speech of Arbit CP cult so Class average remains acceptable

3. Kela Cult

• Shall further Kela in the Snack segments and shall start by not sharing their kela with anyone. Self-help is the best help.
• Flag-ship event to be conducted every year to reinforce the belief in the cult

4. Spanky Cult

• One of the oldest cults to exist and not restricted to any class of citizens
• Recognized from non-cult members by Chappal in one hand and spank mark on the butt

5. Sleep in Class cult

• Believe in sensory deprivation for better output

6. Devil's Advocate

• Disagree with anything regardless of sanity or relevance

Underground Cults

1. Honor Code Ranbir Cult

• Member should be able to exhibit 3 dance steps from HCR's Dance competition performance

2. Pappu Cult

• Pappu can't CP saala

3. Wild Life Cult

• The lesser said the better. The pic is self-explanatory

4. Gayme Cult

• Life is a Gayme. Play it when hard.

Other Highlights

1. In sports action Vishakha Infrastructure went head-to-head with Mudit Housing. Even the use of "Arre Baba" and Soumitra's late cameo didnt help Vishakha overcome Mudit and match ended in a exciting draw. Kishore covered the full match in totality.

2. Honor code Ranbir exposed: Ranbir was the first one to raise hands in the GSB Class when asked as to who all will be willing to pay bribes. So much for the Honor Code !

Genetic Evolution

In a time not long long ago the "invisible" hand decided to get creative. It sent a unique and special specimen to the Planet. Of all the eligible and eager countries it decided to bless the Mother of Democrazies - India. It is the only place on the planet where God's own country is a state. Among the numerous possible states in the country the good fortune was bestowed upon Cochin in Kerala. Years later, fate and destiny brought him to ISB, Hyderabad.

"Is that like an acronym or a real name?" said Vivin Mathew when he was first introduced to this prodigy. His name was KK.

He chose to announce himself to the world through innovative thinking and kind-heartedness during the big bad world of Managerial Economics. "Sir, why is it a fly?" quipped KK when shown the pic above. "I dont like to aim at flies because they fly. They can get wet and sit on us. Would you like that?" continued KK. "I would prefer ants. After they got wet and came close all you have to do is run faster than the ants. After all its all about intuition."

All this while his engineering skills was lying dormant. Atleast thats what he wanted others to believe. So he engineered a perfect 'leak'-mail of their assignments along with the naturally talented Shweta Divecha. And with all this his "Boutom-line" grew.

KK is potent everywhere - in air, on land and even under water. Under water his Blackberry is like a Bofors gun - shoots and sinks people at will. And just like how Phantom signed off with the "skull" mark on his targets .... KK signed off by saying "Sent from my underwater Blackberry"! His special Blackberry was custom-designed as shown in the pic below:

Over time his violent nature grew until it had reached unmanageable proportions. KK was now looking for signals from above. One fine day down came the legend--wait for it -- dary "Wild Boar" which changed KKs life forever. His war against humanity for these Wild Boars was exemplary. Though he faced undue criticism for calling "pigs" as "wild boars" but KK fought on valiantly. This feat earned him the presudo-Presidentship of the fictitious Wildlife club. Till date he continues to wage his war.

The "Wild Boar" had now taught KK to channelize his raw energy towards discipline. He decided to become what History would remember as the "Shaolin of Cochin".

Legend has it that he still loves his Coffee. Last heard he was trading Rs. 100/- with a bread loaf between his left and right hand so that velocity of Money became infinite and hence GDP became infinite. Wish him luck !