Cults
1. Arbit CP Cult
- Thou shalt excercise freedom of speech and abuse it with utter disregard to everybody else's freedom
- Thou shalt have a opinion on anything and would be disqualified if they go through 15 minutes of no CP
2. No Arbit CP Cult
- Thou shalt restrain from any kind of speech and communicate only in signals or at max a YES or NO
- Thou shalt compensate for the over-abuse of Freedom of Speech of Arbit CP cult so Class average remains acceptable
3. Kela Cult
- Shall further Kela in the Snack segments and shall start by not sharing their kela with anyone. Self-help is the best help.
- Flag-ship event to be conducted every year to reinforce the belief in the cult
4. Spanky Cult
- One of the oldest cults to exist and not restricted to any class of citizens
- Recognized from non-cult members by Chappal in one hand and spank mark on the butt
5. Sleep in Class cult
- Believe in sensory deprivation for better output
6. Devil's Advocate
- Disagree with anything regardless of sanity or relevance
Underground Cults
1. Honor Code Ranbir Cult
- Member should be able to exhibit 3 dance steps from HCR's Dance competition performance
2. Pappu Cult
- Pappu can't CP saala
3. Wild Life Cult
- The lesser said the better. The pic is self-explanatory
4. Gayme Cult
Other Highlights
1. In sports action Vishakha Infrastructure went head-to-head with Mudit Housing. Even the use of "Arre Baba" and Soumitra's late cameo didnt help Vishakha overcome Mudit and match ended in a exciting draw. Kishore covered the full match in totality.
2. Honor code Ranbir exposed: Ranbir was the first one to raise hands in the GSB Class when asked as to who all will be willing to pay bribes. So much for the Honor Code !
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