Belated Happy Women's day folks !! This day every year makes me thank god for his best creation till date !! And like all other good things, this might also come to an end soon if we dont wake up and see the truth. Sex ratios have only gone from bad to worse over the years ! With education progressing and literacy increasing we would have expected it to only get better but its not happening, atleast till now !
What would happen to the day when the Sex ratio would hit a critical point ?
1. Same sex marriages would be the norm of the day ! Man marrying woman might be a dream come true types thing ! We might have a lot of "Save Woman" initiatives floating around.
2. There would two kind of humans: Man and no-man !
3. Women would replace eskimos in Museums !
4. Just to get into ISB, lot of guys would undergo sex change operation since the number of women itself would be so low (forget about the no. of applicants) that every 'woman' would get selected in ISB by default
5. Cosmetic companies would be taken over by Gillette.
6. Developed countries might offer Fair sex credit to developing countries in line with the Carbon credits
7. Men would have found a way to reproduce or simple adapt genetically to produce children ! When you might go for childrens admissions, on the admission forms instead of Father and Mother you would have Father (Fatherly) and Father (Motherly) !
8. Alternatively we might also see the legalization of Draupadization i.e. one woman marrying about 4 -5 guys. (Monogamy/ Bigamy will be banned). When you might go for childrens admissions, on the admission forms instead of Father and Mother you would have Father 1, Father 2, Father 3, Father 4 and Mother! And none of them would probably know who the real father is !
9. Breast milk might replace Oil as the most sought after liquid in the world. Wars cannot be ruled out !
10. Population of men would halve as 50% would die after eating what they cook
11. Economy would fall by 75% as No woman = No shopping = No economy stimulus !
........ and many more ! May seem funny but its true ! Need to spread the message far enough for it to even be remotely effective !
SAY YES TO GIRL CHILD !
3 comments:
...Wars cannot be ruled out!!! :-D
Unfortunately, for some of us this world already exists, for all practical purposes :-(
*sigh*
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Shishir
Typical marriage card :
"Marriages are made in heaven, which we solemnize on the earth
Smt. Lakshmiben Jamnadas Shah has great pleasure in inviting you to grace the auspicious occasion of the wedding ceremony of her daughter Pinky Shah to Rahul Patel, Karan Singh, Amandeep Brar and Jignesh shah on 10th March, 2009, at CCI grounds, Mumbai - 20.
Blessings only!"
I must say I loved the idea of modern draupadis, hehe.
And will the real Jasmin.here please stand up? :-P
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