Me about myself

What sense does it really makes to describe myself?

I am too honest to lie,
and truth if revealed will create havoc.
When I was 8
Someone pushed me into a pool
And when I was 15
someone I didn't know spat at me
And when I was 17
someone I had never spoken to punched me
And when I was in between and all around
I was in between and all around
But most of the time just plain amused,
And these things are meant to do you some good
And what I'd like to know is
Did they ?

Because if not
I want my money back !!