Management Rules

1. Credit for a job well done travels upwards. The blame for a botched up job travels downwards.
2. Your bosses's KRA will be your achievements. Your KRA will be the failures.
3. Your exceptional reports that travel all the way upto top management undergoes major changes at only one section. The "Report by ________ " section.
4. Your Boss buys time by asking for data that he knows you'll struggle to get. Additional benefit: That way he gets to blame you for a bad decision.
5. No matter when you start on a assignment, regardless of simplicity or ease, you'll always finish at the last minute.

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